Good morning friends...feels like 14F and clear with a high of 45F and sunny...that means OPEN WINDOWS today!! Joke Warehouse doesnt deliver on Sunday so, I picked todays joke. I did something to my left wrist yesterday and it makes pushing this wheelchair a real challenge today (push ouch, push ouch) no racing today unless its down hill then, no pushing necessary LMAO but a crash landing is infinitely possible...that would hurt much more than my wrist. Its the last day of the weekend so make it count! --------------- Operation --------------- In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs. The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, Ill show you my thighs, and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis. All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building theyre passing. See there in the distance. Thats the hospital where I had it done! LMAO!!! Men are so gullible when it comes to getting a peek of an attractive womans lady parts and she has money for a nice dinner. She got the better deal! ;)
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 13:35:23 +0000
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