Good news! Im a Jew! Mom: So, we got the results back from your dads DNA test, and guess what his biggest markers were down the paternal line? Me: African American? Mom: JEWISH! He is descended from the Ashkenazi Jews, which I dont know if you know, but they are historically some of the smartest people in history. So, no wonder hes brilliant! No wonder my KIDS are BRILLIANT!!! Me: Because of our dads genes. Mom: (missing the joke) Yes! So, you should tell everyone, because a lot of your people are in Hollywood, and they will publish your stuff for sure now. Me: Oh. Good... So, are we gonna celebrate Hanukkah now? Mom: Hey... Hey, yeah!!!
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 18:47:58 +0000
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