Good one - A couple 👫 watching an IPL ⚾ match on the TV 💻 together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother. Husband: 😨 He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee 😄 Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 😁 Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡. Husband: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 😜 Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over😆😆😆? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV 😂😂😂. Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’ 😅😅😅 Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife: Tumhari Maa.😡😡😡 Don’t you dare disturb me. 😆😆😆 Husband: 😳😳😳
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 16:08:35 +0000