Gosh darnit grandma youre even cuter than the baby youre holding. And agreeably, just as innocent. We can have pleasant conversation anywhere since you can float now. Although Ill have to say what? And pardon? still because grandma youre probably still difficult to understand with your strict never-raise-your-voice-above-a-whisper policy. Either that or everyone on planet earth is extremely hard of hearing, or just dont know how to listen. If only I could exclude myself from that group. Either way, my goodness, you are the loveliest, most cordial woman I can imagine. Definitely an amazing feat here in 2014. Your cooking was amazing at one point, and even now, I cant complain about your cake brownies or meat cooked on high. Still got me beat grandma. Except in cereal. I can beat you at making cereal. But I guess you win since you always knew where everything was at. Thinking back, I can see clearly now that you probably just hid everything or changed its location so as to keep your dominance and foothold in the household. Clever, grandma. I am going to hang a Speed Limit 25mph sign in your honor. Really, thank you for being calm and graceful when the rest of your entire family is frankly weird as all get out. You have like, 100 people just in your immediate family missing you right now.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 04:22:31 +0000
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