Got a random phone call this morning: Me: Hello? Her: Is this Big Daddy? Me: Yes... what do you want? Her: You mad at me Daddy? Me: Nah, now git yo ass over here girl. Her: I thought you said I shouldnt come around in the day time. Me: I changed my mind. Surprise me. Her: Ok Im on my way Daddy. Me: Great! Her: Wait, who is this? Big Daddy never says GREAT! Me: Girl, you betta hurry up before I change my damn mind!!! Her: Sorry Daddy. Me: Dont make me hafta swing on yo dumb ass. Her: I said Im sorry Daddy dayum. Me: And wear something nice because I likes that.... Her: Big Daddy never says NICE. Who the hell is this?!?! Me: Im bout to WILD out if you question me again!!! You know how I gets DOWN!! Her: Im sorry Daddy.... you miss me? You gonna pay for my cab right? Me: ........ (Hangs up) I cant believe how long this went on while I was getting ready for work. But it was worth it. So the determining factor that this might not be Big Daddy was the words GREAT and NICE? Please, get your LIFE together. NOW please.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 18:44:42 +0000
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