Greeting Cards 1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that youve come into my life... (Inside card) - Ive changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That youre not here to ruin it for me .. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? Youll probably need it again. 5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike! 6. When we were together, you said youd die for me... (Inside card) - Now weve broken up, I think its time to keep your promise. 7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? 8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So were having you put to sleep. 9. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I cant help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking 10. Im so miserable without you... (Inside card) - Its almost like youre still here. 11. Thank you for being part of my life..... (Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you! 12. Congratulations on your wedding day! (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband. 13. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me 14. I just want you to know that Im sorry for what happened... (Inside card) - Especially since you survived. 15. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - Its not everyday you decide to ruin your life. 16. Someday I hope to marry... (inside card) - Someone other than you. 17. We have been friends for a very long time... (inside card) - What do you say we stop?
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 19:23:38 +0000
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