Grocery store parking lot. Check my pockets. No keys. Check the side pocket of my purse. No keys. Check the dark, frightening depths of the inside of my purse. No keys. Daaaaaaammit. Put the grocery bags on top of the car and hope no one steals them. Retrace steps in store - produce (no), cereal aisle (no), bakery case (dont judge me, and no), self checkout (no). Trying not to panic myself or The Child. Elderly Cashier comes over to see what was wrong. Hi, did anyone turn in any keys?!?! Umm....do they have a rubber flip-flip on them that says MACKENZIE? OMG thank you Jesus, yes they do!!! Where do I get them? Theyre in your hand, sweetie. I look down and see them clutched in my hot little fist. Where theyve been the whole time. Id raise the white flag of surrender today but Id probably lose it on the way up. Im just gonna start blabbering and drooling instead. Check please.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 01:31:38 +0000
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