H.E Mahama met with the Queen ofEngland. He asked her, Your Majesty,how do you run such an efficientgovernment? Are there any tips youcan give to me? I want to help GhanaWell, said the Queen, the mostimportant thing is to surround yourselfwith intelligent people.Mahama frowned, and then asked,But how do I know the peoplearound me are really intelligent? TheQueen took a sip off her cup of tea.Oh, thats easy; you just ask them toanswer an intelligent riddle. TheQueen pushed a button on herintercom.Please ... send Tony Blair in here,would you? Tony Blair walked into theroom and said, Yes, Your Majesty?The Queen smiled and said, Answerme this please. Tony, your mother andfather have a child. It is not yourbrother and it is not your sister. Who isit? Without pausing for a moment,Tony Blair answered, That would beme.Yes! Very good, said the Queen.Mahama went back home to askAmissah-Arthur, his vice presidentialchoice the same question. Amissah-Arthur, answer this for me. Yourmother and your father have a child.Its not your brother and its not yoursister. Who is it? Im not sure, saidAmissah-Arthur.Let me get back to you on that one...He went to his advisors and askedevery one, but none could give him ananswer. Finally, one night, he ran intoGeorgina Wood.Amissah-Arthur asked, ?Georgina, canyou answer this for me? Your motherand father have a child and its notyour brother or your sister. Who is it?Georgina answered sharply, Thatseasy, its me! Amissah-Arthur smiled,and said,Thanks! Then, he went backto speakwith Mahama. Sir,I did some researchand I have the answer to that riddle.Its Georgina Wood! Mahama got upangrily, frowning he said to Amissah-Arthur. No wonder Ghana isnt movingforward, I dont have intelligent peoplearound me. ! You Dummy! The answeris Tony Blair!!!!
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