HASBRO EVOLVES TO REMAIN PROFITABLE: HASBRO ANNOUNCES “IT’S HAD ENOUGH” OF SHRINKING SALES AND LOW PUBLIC OPINION. In a stunning reversal of recent corporate silence and indifference towards the world’s “most popular toy,” Hasbro spokesmen declared today that they were “throwing down the gauntlet”. According to a press release received today: “After observing the loss of millions of dollars in sales revenue to industry competitors such as Hot Toys, Sideshow Collectibles, Mattel and others, Hasbro management has recently undertaken a massive reassignment of its personnel. Scores of department heads (across the board) have either been fired or replaced. We’re tired of being labeled as ‘short-sighted penny-pinchers.’ To remind our employees of our company’s newly refocused priorities, we’ve just strung a giant banner across the lobby of our corporate headquarters. That will all now come to an end. Bottom Line: This is STUNNING news. After all the years of fans griping and groaning, can this possibly be true?
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:51:56 +0000
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