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HAVE YOU HEARD? Auburn is the 2014 National Championship team, after being proclaimed A team of destiny by the CBS announcers 47 times before and throughout their game against Texas A&M.* Remarkably, however, the Team of Destiny lost to A&M 41-38 on their home field. I suppose, however, that Auburn remains the 2014 National Champions, despite the fact that they have now suffered two defeats, because they are A Team of Destiny!!! * Those same announcers creamed their pants repeatedly throughout the game, in orgasmic ecstasy over Gus Mal-zone. It was, perhaps, the most overt example of bias by a team of supposedly neutral announcers in the history of college football! In fact, when Auburn lost their final fumble near the end of the game, one of the announcers was distinctly heard to utter the infamous f word over the air!! It is rumored that the CBS announcers are at this moment in the Auburn locker room, changing their underwear and wiping the egg off their faces. - Tom Woodard
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 00:56:49 +0000

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