HERE YE, HEAR YE, HEAR YE ONE AND ALL! ON THIS TWENTY SEVENTH DAY OF JANUARY, IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD, TWO THOUSAND FOURTEEN, LET ALL WHO ARE PRESENT, OR SHALL BE PRESENT, READ, OR BE READ TO, THE FOLLOWING EDICT OF EPIC IMPORTANCE! ATTENTION FRIENDS OF RONNIE TUCKER: DUE TO AN INCLINE IN MY SADNESS LEVEL BROUGHT ABOUT BY THE PASSING OF MANY VERY CLOSE FRIENDS, CASUAL FRIENDS, FAMILY, PETS AND WELL LIKED ACQUAINTANCES, I AM GOING TO HAVE TO INSIST THAT THE REST OF YOU CEASE AND DESIST ENTERING INTO DEATH. I DO NOT INTEND TO SOUND BRASH, OR TESTY, BUT I AM QUITE IRRITATED, SADDENED AND OVERALL SADLY DISGUSTED WITH PEOPLE LEAVING ME ON THIS EARTH BEREFT OF THEIR GOOD COMPANY, EXCITING PERSONALITIES AND HEARTWARMING LOVE. IF YOU WILL PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL DO ALL YOU CAN TO STAY HERE ON EARTH WITH ME FOR MANY YEARS TO COME, PLEASE STATE SO, OR SIGN YOUR NAME IN THE COMMENT SECTION PROVIDED JUST BELOW FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. I WILL DO ALL I CAN PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY AND SPIRITUALLY TO REMAIN HERE, HOPEFULLY FOR AT LEAST THREE DECADES, IF GOD WOULD SO PERMIT. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU FOR YOUR WORD OF HONOR. THANK YOU ALSO FOR HAVING BEEN THE GREATEST, WARMEST AND MOST LOVING GROUP OF FAMILY AND FRIENDS EVER ASSEMBLED ON A FACEBOOK PAGE IN ALL OF HISTORY. WHETHER YOU HAIL FROM ALASKA, CALIFORNIA, THE ISLANDS IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC OCEAN, HERE IN MY HOME STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA, OR ANYWHERE ELSE ON THIS BIG FLYING ORB IN SPACE, THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS DEFINITELY INTENDED TO INVOLVE YOU...YES YOU! PS/ IF A BABY HAS BEEN BORN INTO YOUR FAMILY RECENTLY, OR DOES SO OCCUR AT ANY DATE IN THE FUTURE, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT MERELY BY THEIR KINSHIP TO YOU. SAID OFFSPRING WILL BE GRANDFATHERED, OR AUTOMATICALLY BECOME A CHERISHED FRIEND OF MINE AS WELL. NO OTHER CRITERIA NEED BE MET. FRIENDS BEGET FRIENDS, ACQUAINTANCES BEGET FRIENDS AND IMMEDIATELY ADVANCE TO FRIEND STATUS WHEN THE CHILD IS BORN! THANK YOU... RONNIE TUCKER
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 07:04:49 +0000
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