HOME AWAY FROM HOME EPISODE 3 {Exclusive to ameborgist.net} I got to hall F, i didnt say a word as i immediately hit the bed. As i was aslept i tot i heard Lampard climbing his bunk, which was above mine. The next morning i ate double ration of the Egusi soup and Eba they prepared in the dinning because i collected the meal card of Ayo from him. Day 10, dem don dey give alawi oh an inmate said. Ayo make we go collect our own before people go plenty oh i told Ayo. As we were on our way i saw what made my jaw droped. Ezenna and Obinna where flogged with koboko by two soldiers close to the bush path. Me and Ayo drew closer as we overheard people saying Ezenna and Obinna has been caught with weed. We drew even closer as i noticed dat i knew one of d soldiers. Gbengus how far? i said as i notice it was coporal Gbenga that i smoked weed with in the barracks. who be u? he asked. na me na, Fanta (i was known as Fanta in the barracks). aah Fanta na u b dis, u don change oh, wetin u dey do here? he asked a rather silly question, i be corper here na i added. As i sharp barracks boy i just cornered Gbenga and gave him 3k for him to free my guys. He freed them saying, dis barrack boy nahim save una today, una for leave this camp and collected the weed from them. Bad awoah, gbengus, e go go smoke the weed i told Obinna as i immediately lied to him to give me 5k as that was the amout i gave the soldier to free them. He gave the money instantly as i moved on. So u b barrack boy? Ayo asked i b barrack boy na i be BAD BARRACK BOY (BBB) Day 15 and it was the day for the Mr Macho contest. I was to represent platoon 3. Before then i had been doing 70 push ups every morning. I had used the rehearsals for the intro to the show as an excuse to miss the strenous marching practice. who get fine cloth oh? i asked everybody in the house to help me with their cloth for the mufty presentation of the contest. I got more than what i asked for, as i was given shoes, wrist watch and perfume. The show was to start by 7pm as i went to mammy to drink with Ayo by 6pm. Flow u need to get mind to answer d questions wey dem go ask u oh Ayo said. I get mind na i responded. guy no be dat kin mind oh, u gat to hi so ur eyes go dirty na, so u no go dey see d crowd he said as i saw sense in wat he said. na true talk oh i said, i go buy two bottles of small Alomo, so u go sip small when u wan enter stage he added. I got to the venue to meet with my platoon make-up group as they did some make-up on me likewise the girl that was to represent my platoon in the Miss NYSC pergeant. The Miss NYSC and the Mr Macho was to hold that nite. The 10 contestants for the Mr Macho and the 10 contestants for the Miss Nysc did a magnificent display of intro as the show proper kick-started with the Miss Nysc first before Mr Macho. oboy see boobi oh, see kahkah eeh i said as i stared at the girls that came out catwalking. Soon it was time for the boys to come out. We were putting on tight boxers shorts. The olive oil we rubbed on our body to make our muscles glow was much on my body as it made my fair skin shine like a morning sun. Ladies and gentlemen welcome contestant number 1.......... Said the MC. I was contestant number 3, how i go take waka sef how i go take smile sef all these were running like a computer program in my brain. When suddenly...... Ladies and gentlemen welcome contestant number 3.... It was second round and for the Miss Nysc, contestants number 1,2,4,7 and 9 qualified, while contestants number 2,5,7,8 and 3 qualified for the Mr Macho. This time we are to dress on casuals/corperate wears. As Ayo gave me a whole bottle of Alomo to drink, i tot my heart was melting as the Alomo ran down my intestine. I was very high and ready for any question to be asked. Contestant number 2 was first, he was dress on a yellow long sleeve shirt and a black trousers, he was asked to give five importance of Nysc to the nation, he answered it brillantly. Next it was my turn. First question, what is the meaning of RSM in the military the anchor asked as i saw the camp RSM smiled. na barrack boy una dey ask dis kin question? i tot as i answered saying Regimented Sergeant Major. Second question, what was your discipline in school?, i answered saying industrial physics. Third questiön, what is the importance of industrial physics to Nigerian economy?. I couldnt tell if i was the one answering the question or somebody called Alomo was whispering the answers to my ears. It was time for the result to be called. We were earlier told dat the winner goes home with a laptop, while the first runner up goes home with a flat screen tv. The second runner up was to smile home with a standing fan. As we stood awaiting the result, someone was telling me na u go win and i was whispering Amen, Amen, Amen as i turned and saw nobody speaking, or was it the spirit of Alomo talking i asked myself. Suddenly i heard......... And the winner is contestant number TWO..............two sounded like THREE to my ears....... Or was it the spirit of Alomo again that interpreted TWO as THREE to my brain.... WATCHOUT FOR EPISODE 4 TARGET: After 30 Likes
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 15:06:25 +0000
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