HOW TO KNOW SHE IS A GIRL AND NOT A WOMAN.. 1. Her favorite food is chips and chocolate. 2. Her favorite actor is Alejandro. 3. She confuses ego with dignity. 4. When you greet her she frowns and even ignores. 5. She says pweety, xoxo, k, gawxh, as in like, twitat, lolestestest when everyone else is saying hehe, etc. 6. She pretends she doesnt know her mother tongue or she speaks it with an English accent. 7. She updates her facebook status update on Friday as I Love you so much baby! or I miss you hun! and then on Monday she posts Nkt all men are dogs! or All men are the same! Yaani she doesnt know the meaning of inbox or chat. 8. She buys a dress because her friend looks good in it. 9. Her face is brown while the rest of her body is black like charcoal. 10. She looks like a pregnant warthog in heels. 11. She flashes and please call mes you 300 times a day. 12. Her facebook name is Pweety- Haggalicious Shantel Gyalabubble when her real name is erinma or Florence 13. She catches feelings when reading this!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 17:19:51 +0000
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