Haaaaaahhahhahahhhahaaaa! I was dining Alone in a fancy Restaurant and There was a Gorgeous redhead Sitting at the next Table. I had been Checking Her out since I sat Down, but lacked The nerve to talk With her. Suddenly she Sneezed, and her Glass eye came Flying out of its Socket towards the me.. I reflexively Reached out, Grabbed it out of The air, and handed It back. Oh my, I am so Sorry, the woman Said, as she popped Her eye back in Place. Let me buy Your dinner to make It up to you. We enjoyed a Wonderful dinner Together, and Afterwards we Went to the theatre Followed by drinks. We talked, we Laughed, she shared Her deepest dreams And I shared mine. She listened to me With interest. After paying for Everything, she Asked me if I Would like to come To her place for a Nightcap and stay For breakfast. We Had a wonderful, Wonderful time. The next morning, She cooked a Gourmet meal with All the trimmings. I was Amazed. Everything Had been so Incredible! You know, I said, you are the perfect Woman. Are you This nice to every Guy you meet? No, she replies. ...... .............You just happened To catch my eye
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 09:32:22 +0000
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