Had a hard day at work? You should try sippin on aspartame and caffeine in your diet soda to kill off your braincells. And dont worry, youll feel much better after you can wash it down later with some fluoridated water or some hormone filled milk, as you eat your GMO, pesticide covered food. You should facebook your meal, so the rest of the world can enjoy it on your radioactive smart phone. Then, at the end of the day you can wash away all that nature that may have joined your body in chlorinated water, while scrubbing with parabens. Dont forget to brush your teeth with extra fluoridated toothpaste and then gargle with some more fluoride from your mouth wash. Then, just pop on the TV and relax. Let it fill your mind with all the factual important information thats going on in the world or just tune into some really funny comedy and forget the world. Oh and one more thing, make sure to only discuss and repeat what you see on TV or the media when involved in any conversation. Thats a good day folks. Youre having a good day. You got your priorities in order. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 21:46:20 +0000
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