*Halter judges: There is no bend whatsoever from the shoulder through the pastern, first place! *Pleasure judges: His forehead wasnt touching the ground, you need to work on that. *Dressage judges: If you want that blue his chin should brush against the girth when he canters. *Saddleseat judges: No no, thatll never do. His knees werent hitting him in the chest and his eyes were only half way out of the sockets. *Arabian judges: This mare has impeccable breeding, she broke pace six times to throw her head and just about took her handler to the ground! * Padded Walking Horse Judges: I dont see any blood, back to the drawing board. *Draft judges: If the shoe isnt at least three feet in width and doesnt weigh over 80 pounds It wont get the job done. *Miniature horse judges: No, youre not listening! See this Arab?! I want the head shaped as much like an L as possible.... and make those legs thinner too. *Jumping judges: Damnit Judy! if I have to tell you one more time to look over at your next rail before youve finshed going over this one I swear to God Ill rip you off that warmblood and send your ass packin! *Barrel Racing judges: Your run was unlike anything weve ever seen..but I mean...your hat fell off...so second place is just gonna have to be good enough. *Equitation judges: Shoulders back! Heels down! Eyes up! Keep those hands low! Stretch your calves! Smile! Look where you wanna go! Dont take your eyes off the judge!
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 04:23:54 +0000
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