Have to share some Southern Humor my friend sent me this morning! Yall enjoy, laugh and remember, Lifes too short to be miserable! Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. Wheres Henry? the others asked. Henry had a stroke o some kind. Hes a couple of miles back up the trail, the successful hunter replied. You left Henry layin out there and carried the deer back? they inquired. A tough call, nodded the hunter. But I figured no ones gonna steal Henry! Georgia The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, Yall graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off? The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, Everthing but my earrings. Mississippi The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot! Bubba replied, Did yall see who it was? The young man answered, I couldnt tell, but I got the license number.. North Carolina A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, I got a flat tire. The passerby asked, But whats with the flowers? The man responded, When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither. Tennessee A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, Got any ID? The driver replied, Bout what? Texas The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Dont you see that sign right over your head. Yep, he replied. Thats why Im dumpin it here, cause it says: Fine For Dumping Garbage. *** Yall kin say whut yall want about the South, but yall never heard o nobody retirin an movin North!
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 14:14:58 +0000