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Have you called an 800 number for a free offer from a donation based enterprise only to end up on the mailing list from hell? By the time you realize there’s no such thing as a free gift, it’s too late to put the toothpaste back in the tube. Jesus said, “Lo I am with you always, even to the end of the world.” I never thought I would compare that verse to a stack of unopened mail but so much printed junk has arrived that I’m inclined to think that recycling may be a subtle works based sacramental obligation. I also wonder how many trees are martyred in order to constantly remind me of the extravagance of such an environmentally unfriendly evangelism technique. I’m getting close to the root of the matter so if you send me your name and address, I’ll provide you with a free brochure and add you to a special list of those who will eventually be notified at least twice a week as to how pseudo religious oriented recycling works. Do your part; keep those cards and letters coming.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Sep 2013 01:45:38 +0000

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