Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? ========================== From a lady: *I was at the golf store Comparing different kinds Of golf balls. I was unhappy with the womens type I had been using. After browsing for Several minutes, I was approached By one of the good- looking gentlemen Who works at the store. He asked if He could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him And said, I think I like playing with mens balls. =========================================================== From another lady: *My sister and I were at the mall and passed By a store that sold a variety of candy And nuts. As we were looking at The display case, the boy behind The counter asked if we needed Any help. I replied, No, Im just looking at your nuts. My sister started to laugh hysterically, The boy grinned, and I turned Beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never Let me forget. =================================================== *This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days And a very embarrassed female News anchor who will, in the future, Likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict Snow but dont get any? A true story. We had a female News anchor who, the day after It was supposed to have snowed And didnt, turned to the Weather man and asked: So Bob, wheres that 8 inches You promised me last night? Not only did HE have to leave The set, but half the crew did too! ==================================================== While on a flight from New York , The Stewardess was busy passing Out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights Lined up waiting to get clearance To take off. Then the other flight attendant got a Message from the Pilot that the Tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, were taking off!. No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other flight attendants were laughing all the way and so were half of the passengers. ====================================================== Now, didnt that feel good ? Pass it on to someone You know who needs A good laugh.
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 01:07:33 +0000
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