He Said-She said! He said . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don’t you? He said . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . …..Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . ….. Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . . .. I would but you’re never there. He said . ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay? She said . . They don’t have time He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . . We don’t know; it has never happened. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said …… . . They already have boyfriends. He said…What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? She said . . . A widow. He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. :)
Posted on: Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:46:05 +0000
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