He who refuses to mix agege bread with Ankara as a type of sandwich is a racist – Martin Luther King Jr. (1788). •He who completely unwraps moi moi or gala before eating cannot keep secrets- Abraham Lincoln (1864). •Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Herbert Macaulay (1872). •Drinking Garri doesn’t mean you are poor but allowing it to swell b4 drinking is poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893) •Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder – Michael Faraday (1899) •Any man that uses his teeth to cut Shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – Williams Shakespeare (1900). •Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike has never been to Nigeria- Lord Lugard (1904). •He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie sachet seasoning is not hungry – Dr Nnamdi Azikwe (1946) •He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Nelson Mandela (1973) •No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot boil a pot of yam – Good luck Jonathan (2013),,,,,,,He who eat Holy communion and ask for more is dangerous to the church(SY 1883) •Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking for a job or needs deliverance – Barrack Obama (2014)....Morning FAMzzzz
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