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Hello ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man now BACK TO ME. Sadly, he isnt me but if hes 23 and still gets soap in his eyes when he showers he might be me. Look down, back up. Where are you? Youre in the kitchen with the man who set fire to a box of garlic bread because he tried to keep it warm by putting it in the oven. Whats in your hand? Back at me. I have it. Its your iPhone and Im texting your sister telling her about how you farted extremely loud in front of me. Look again. Im now holding my iPhone taking a picture of you stuffing your face with seafood. Anything is possible if your man can make farting noises with his armpits at volume levels that would surprise you. Im on my Xbox. #manchild
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 13:41:56 +0000

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