Hello...[pause], erm...Rock Chicks. This is Josephine. Jake, Conner, Amber, Ethan and I are visiting Kit mostly because Ethan wants to swim in her pool. Shes asked me to do her status today. This is due to the fact that shes getting requests that she provide her normal rant on the television show Vikings and its my fault she hasnt seen it yet as were visiting and havent been watching much television. But also because the finale to Project Runway Under the Gunn was on and I made everyone watch that. Well, Amber, Kit and I wanted to watch it. Jake, Conner and Ethan took themselves off. Which was admittedly a relief since Jake would not leave Kit alone about the fact shes never used her built-in grill and I could sense she was becoming annoyed. Kit did, indeed, attempt to get us to watch Vikings and everyone was amenable to that (except me). However, we had to play catch up so Kit ran an episode and I watched as Kit and I were making dinner. I must say, there was such *filth*. I can imagine that Vikings of old didnt bathe regularly but I dont wish to watch that on television. Kit explained that shed take a character named Rollo (Rollo, indeed) clean, filthy, bloody, angry, broody, any way he came. Although I could see her attraction to said Rollo, I didnt agree. Though, I will say he has lovely hair. Further, (Kit told me to make sure I said spoilers so SPOILERS), it was *much* more enjoyable watching Oscar win Under the Gunn. Firstly, hes an extraordinarily talented designer. All his garments are sheer perfection. But also because he seems a genuinely beautiful soul. And its very cute when he says womens. Though, we were disappointed in the judges reactions to Shans garments as Kit, Amber and I felt they were extraordinary. Now, I must dash. Ethan is holding Axl and this is concerning considering what happened to the last animal he cuddled. And Kit and Amber are in Kits bathroom. Shes attempting to braid Ambers hair like Lagerthas. The last time I checked in on them, this wasnt going very well. And Jake is firing up the grill, determined to get it working in order to make us bratwursts tonight and as Kit has recently power washed it, Im uncertain how she feels about this endeavor. Kit says I must end this way, so I shall. Rock on, Rock Chicks! Now I must see to my family.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 14:59:05 +0000