Here Ye, Here Ye. My Lord, Lady, and Lieges, Im shocked and horrified that people are ridiculing the bold and inspirational leadership of the peoples Prime Minister, Sir Anthony Abbott of Warringah. While some may claim that returning to Knighthoods is taking the country backwards -- I can think of no more important policy for our realm right now. Because reform does not simply stop at backing bigots. No friends, this is a Prime Minister with a vision for the future. This a Prime Minister with a passion. This is a Prime Minister with a broad sword in his hands. While there are those who claim this is simply a policy designed to win votes in marginal seat realm of Australia West -- I reject this outright. With Holden and Ford already leaving -- the carriage industry is a growth area this government is prepared to embrace. Without wanting to send the bazaar into a flurry -- rumours abound that Dame Gina Rinehart will supply the shields, armour and weaponry. What a boost to the West. And there are on water matters. The free trade agreement with the East India Trading Company will Open Australia to Spice Markets unseen for generations. Friends, together we will stop the moats. Ive consulted the economic round table and can categorically state that by adopting this policy, dozens and dozens of pounds could be saved. I was excited to hear that Ministries will now be determined through a jousting tournament in the caucus room. Senator Berrnadi from the realm of Australia South, whose jousting skills are lacking, confirmed this has been the case for some time. But all is not well, for an ill wind doeth blow. My good friend, Senator Sinodinos of the realm of South Wales New, is currently facing the inquisition. Despite what my court wizard says -- I believe he will float and be returned to the court fourth hence. We need a leader who will reject climate change. Who knows the world is not warming - A leader who knows that winter is coming. Friends welcome to the Game of Tones. - Senator Sam Dastyari
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 11:03:24 +0000
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