Here are some stories making headline news across Nigerian newspapers this week. 1. Oscar Pistrious got 5yrs for killing his girlfriend but will only spend 10 months in jail. The opposite happens in Nigerian universities. You go in for a 5-year course and you come out in 10 years. 2. Gov. Fayose of Ekiti state attacks ex-Gov. Fayemi again, says governor’s lodge too expensive. Does this Fayose know that he has won? You are governor now, my friend. Talk less. Do more. 3. Power generation drops by 1,000MW to 2,513MW. I thought our born again minister of power said he has bounded Satan and blessed the turbines with Holy Water? Why does it look as if Satan has the upper hand? 4. PDP not the most useless party in Nigeria, says PDP Chairman, Mu’azu. Thank you, Sir, for clearing things up. Ok. How about the second most useless? 5. We sacked Keshi to save his life – NFF. Wow! Very innovative excuse for sacking someone. Now fill in these gaps: We sacked Dr. Damages to….. his….. 6. FG To Spend N1 Trillion On Petrol Subsidy In 2015. Its only in Nigeria that crude oil price will be going down and government subsidy will be going up! Thieves! 7. I am a born-again Christian but not stereotypical one says reality TV star Uti Nwachukwu. Mr. Uti, maybe you haven’t heard - anything before ‘but’ is bullshit. 8. US Preacher Pat Robertson Warns Americans they Could Catch AIDS from Towels in Kenya. This is a warning to all of you. The greatest wisdom there is is to know when you are beginning to be senile. At that point just shut up. 9. “Wizkid Smokes Weed A Lot, It Is Affecting His Brain.” – Samklef. Why are these people always blaming weed? If Wizkid is having a problem, the problem is not with the weed. Its with the size and quality of Wizkid’s brain. youtu.be/lyH0jcqyW3k?list=UUKnyVIW5QvfnsXddsjFKx4A
Posted on: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 21:12:58 +0000
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