Here is a joke for you guys :) - A man goes into the doctor. He says, Doc, you gotta check my leg. Somethings wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, youll hear it! The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the mans thigh only to hear, Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks. Ive never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on. The doctor asked. Thats nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee. The doctor put his ear to the mans knee and heard it say Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!! Sir, I really dont know what to tell you. Ive never seen anything like this. The doctor was dumbfounded. Wait Doc, thats not it. Theres more, just put your ear up to my ankle, the man urged him. The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks!! please if you will. I have no idea what to tell you, the doctor said. Theres nothing about it in my books, he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places. -
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 18:45:47 +0000
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