Heres another great 1st week of school story: Its 12:40AM and Im sitting on my couch with my roommates friend (Maddy) waiting for the rest of our group to walk back from Jack in the Box. (Door opens) Me: (facing away from the door) Hey George Maddy: (terrified look on her face) uh...thats not George. (I look up to see mysterious girl in yoga pants, too much makeup, bleach blond hair and no expression, zombie walking into my house) Creepy Possessed Girl: (walks past us without saying a word) Me: Excuse me? Possessed Girl: No response) Me: (stand up and start following the possessed girl into the kitchen) Hey! Possessed Girl: (No response and keeps walking) Me: Hey!!!! Possessed Girl: (Stops and stares blankly at me for a solid 20 seconds) Me: ... Uh I dont think this is your house. Possessed Girl: (Without saying a word, turnsaround, eerily brushes past me, and walks right out the front door) #notyourhouse #lockyourdoors #notsureifcreepyorfunny #gohomeghostyourdrunk
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 20:31:54 +0000