Heres one for you all to try. You must follow directions for full effect. On the day prior prepare some tasty oven baked chicken (with skin) on a low edged pizza tray. Then instead of cleaning allow to soak over night. Next take a shower, and get ready for your day. (Flip flops and light colored clothing optional but adds a little something to the end) As you begin to leave the house spot the tray out of the corner of your eye. IMPORTANT!!! You must think to yourself I should wash that real quick. Now let the fun begin. As you turn said tray towards the sink with all its grease and old nasty chicken skin floating make sure to let 1/2 the tray clear the counters edge so that when you dump it a good portion will make it down the front of you. Personally I liked it saturating my whole leg and then stopping to fill my flip and encompass each toe. Then with way to much intent over correct and splash it all over sink, blinds, and counters. (At this point feel free to add puppies). I went with a wordless series of noises that I myself dont know what they mean. All curse words are acceptable too. Then enjoy the reshower and picking out of new outfit. Well enjoy my friends and I hope you all have the same amount of happiness this experience gave ti me.
Posted on: Thu, 15 Aug 2013 18:12:15 +0000