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Hey. I know youve been ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR ME...to SPILL THE BEANS about next years Spartan SkiClub officers!!!! Were stoked to WELCOME ABOARD our AVERAGE and SUGGESTIVE new JUNIOR OFFICERS. Please contact Peyton Moose Moose, Anna Sparrow Ellison, Michael Hott Action Cass, Nicholas Testosterone Teceno, and Colin Slipz Lucas with all bodily fluid-related inquiries. Please make them as uncomfortable as possible, whenever possible! ALSO, I should mention....our TASTY TEAM of INTELLIGENT, ATTRACTIVE, and WELL-CULTURED SENIOR OFFICERS!!!! Among the likes of Tanner Tan Man Trombley, Lindsay Follicle stimulating Mlynarek, and Kathryn Pepperoni & Cheese Hopcian. Our 14-15 EXECUTIVE BOARD is already working diligently to bring you the best year of your life. This ship will be piloted by PRESIDENT Brittney Iron Lotus Heatherington, with VICE PRESIDENT Andrew Copernicus Heinz at the helm. Sleeping below deck, we have SECRETARY Victoria Confucius Martin, TREASURER Charlie Pavarotti Nicoli, and PROMOTIONAL REPRESENTATIVE Matt Actiön Jacksön! Until next time, ~The Club
Posted on: Wed, 07 May 2014 12:34:01 +0000

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