Hey Kirstin Waht Gongliewski, I went looking for a laugh because Lord knows we need it so hope youll chuckle at this with me: I learned something today; I have reached a new kind of special status in a persons mind when they went to the trouble of deleting me from their friend list on FaceBook because we all know how the Nile River would turn to blood, then frogs would fall from the sky, then the country wound be overrun with gnats followed naturally by flies, then the animals would fall dead, then infections of boils would ensue, then large chunks of hail would destroy cities, then an infestation of locusts would occur, then the world would be darkened for three days and nights, and then of course all firstborn would surely perish if they mistakenly saw my profile picture or anything posted by me. Yep, it is certainly not worth risking that kind of mess should my face happen to show up on their timeline ever. Oh how the feeling of being despised never gets old and somehow gets even better after the umpteenth time 😹🙋💁🙅🙆💆😹
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 08:23:57 +0000
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