Hey everyone, Im sure youre all tired of Valentines stuff but I wrote a funny poem for my GF and thought that I might share this little piece of literature with the rest of my friends. Enjoy! I wrote this poem in hopes to express That funny sensation I feel in my chest If you question this confession, in form of a rhyme Then you should probably know I’ve been a victim of a crime Cupid has shot me with a sort of poison dart And has forced me to express what resides in my heart Being without you is like a crooner with no mic Trying to express what his love feels like Like a fundamental Christian without his favorite bible verse Like a senile grandpa whose memory’s getting worse You make my heart soft like a memory foam mattress If my life were a movie you’d be the lead actress With Oscars and Emmies and at least a Golden Globe If I were Hugh Hefner, you’d be my only robe If I were a painter, then you are my palette You’re like barbeque ribs and I am the towelette If I were Miley Cyrus, you’d be my wrecking ball Because you’re always knocking shit over when you’re drunk, that’s all You are like Daft Punk and all their elusiveness You make me feel like a cheap hooker who’s finally found exclusiveness There is no comparison, no analogy to fit No metaphor to frame my love inside it No parallel event, neither current nor past You’ve stolen my heart and made off with it fast I love you like air, not the toxic LA kind Or the stuff that comes from a gassy behind I need you like water, like California needs rain I need you like Jewish patrons need to complain “This seltzer water is a little flat” I guess what I’m saying is, I think we’re a match If I were a fisherman, you’d be the greatest catch. I love you Natalie Scheetz
Posted on: Sun, 16 Feb 2014 03:09:57 +0000
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