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Hey ghoulz! My mind was wondering while I was polishing my toenails/fingernails and I wound up writing a death metal song about crochet while I waited for them to dry. Check it out: Death Metal Ode to Crochet Written by: Starling I’m born to crochet Bring death like mummifiers! As I’m stitching you Are starting to perspire! Thoughts getting stringy I’m unwinding my Death Yarn! Now you are screaming No more can you use your arms! Chorus is sung in a high opera voice with slow pretty music: ~Chorus~ Crochet all night long Twisting this hook I weave dark beauty like stories in books! ~End Chorus~ Ancient craft demands A sacrifice of cotton! Amigurumis (pronounced: ah-mee-goo-roo-mee) Their revenge shall be rotten! Now I must relax Holy Text instructs ‘chain loose’ With comforting thoughts Of gifting you this soft noose! ~ Repeat Chorus ~ Lambs cool in summer Romping without heavy coats! You don their shed locks They don’t care; they think you’re gross! Behold decrease stitch! The rounds are getting tighter! Welcome to Craft Hell! Yarn knots make tangled fire! ~ Repeat Chorus ~
Posted on: Fri, 16 Aug 2013 10:32:26 +0000

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