Hey guys sup! ;) Crazy Things to do on an Elevator Part 2 Meow occasionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Frown and mutter Gotta go...Gotta go... then sigh and say Oops! Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. Sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pushing buttons. Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends. Walk on with a cooler that says Human Head on the side. Stare at a passenger and announce Youre one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator. Burp, and then say Mmmm... tasty! Leave a box between the doors. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it. Start a sing-along. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask Is that your beeper? Play the harmonica. Shadow box. Say Ding! at each floor. Lean against the button panel. Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your personal space. Bring a chair along. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf? Blow spit bubbles. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers. Stare at your thumb and say I think its getting larger. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch! :D :v :P
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 01:09:04 +0000