Hey my chicken-lickens …. What do you fecking know ………… my £2.00 didn’t even buy one flipping chicken, let alone 5 – it barely got me a bun :-( Mum said it has taught me an important lesson in economy-ics – well she can feck away off with her lessons – I didn’t ask for a lesson I asked for 5 chickens!!! In future, I will leave the shopping to mum and dad because it is free :-) Oh my friends the funniest thing happened in our house last night – I hope my penpugship can do it justice. We were all settled down watching Dexter and in between episodes all the human beans disappeared to make coffee/go pee’s and all the other things beans have to do. My mum was walking up the hall and went to go into the bathroom – as she opened the door Robyn shot out of the bathroom screaming – her face as red as a baboons bum! Mum pushed the door more open and there was Dad standing doing his buisness. Turns out Mum was drying a sheet over the bathroom door – so Robyn had gone in and lifted the sheet up a bit to close the door – she was so busy doing that and locking the door she didn’t notice dad. She then turned round to see Dad – who very calmly said ‘Hi Robyn’ hee hee hee hee hee – she then, in her panic to get away, had to unlock the door and get round the sheet – it was just then that mum opened the door …… we don’t know who was more shocked – mum or Robyn - but my word did we all giggle – Robyn was absofeckinglutely mortified and obviously Dad hasn’t let it go …….. every time he has gone to the toilet since he has asked Robyn if she wants to come. Alfie asked Robyn if she had seen my Dad’s thingymajig but Mum said ‘don’t be silly Alfie, Robyn’s eyesight isn’t that good’ ha ha ha ha ha :-) The rest of the night we had to keep pausing Dexter cos everybody kept giggling – poor Robyn’s face didn’t go back to its normal colour until this morning. Just before I go – here is a link to an interview I did with Lisa Taron (The pet blog lady) back in April – Lisa has retweeted it and I thought I would share it again for any of my new friends who didn’t see it. petbloglady/2013/04/the-famous-pug-from-belfast-ireland-the-one-and-only-loca.html Hasta mañana mis amigos xxxxxx
Posted on: Wed, 28 Aug 2013 12:58:19 +0000
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