Hey, what an asshole! Can you believe he tried? Why try to show up and fix shit?Why not kick up your feet and enjoy the ride? Thanks a lot, dickhead, for the things youve done. (jerk off motion) Why cant you leave well enough alone and rest on the laurels of where weve come? Millions of poor signing up for care, living long lives without bankrupt scares; So what, now we treat everybody fair? Goodbye to DOMA and DADT and Iraq. Who told you we wanted it all taken back, tough guy? Economic recovery. Married gay lovers. We liked having banks in our student loans to pry! We watched Bin Laden and the Shuttles and the F-22s die. But he sure did try. Look at that dumbshit, his sky-high hopes of making a difference. It makes you cry. What was he thinking? Its not all bad. Unfettered drone strikes in Pakistan; theyre shitting their beds in Abbottabad. Spring cleaning Mubarek and Gaddafi. Why not take a huge shit in our coffee? Supporting buttwads who want to be free. We dont know where you got the impression that were better off without a depression. Why should we find strength to support one another? Lets all pull together to help us recover! Lies. Society hasnt come this far by playing nice.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 04:38:56 +0000
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