Hey you, Good morning. How are you? I am fine, thank you. You are welcome. This morning was productive. I taught a Fearless Fang how to boil an egg. I want him to be a real man, you know, not beholden to that feminist lurking in the wedding shrubs, no. He boiled two eggs, one for him and one for me. Nice and runny. He did not eat his, he is saving the remains for after school, he said. Nice boy. Also taught him how to make crisp strips of bacon. We did not boil the bacon, we did it in the little oven thingy, whatchamacallit em toaster. Nice and crispy. They dont taste as good as the ones we used to do over firewood in the farm, you know, goat bacon. Fearless Fang will make a good husband. To a Nigerian feminist. Yes. We are making progress. Next weekend, we will make egusi. By fire, by thunder. Say me well to everybody. Doxology. *cycles away slowly* PS: Do you put the egg in the water WHEN it is boiling, or BEFORE? Asking for a friend. Mwah!
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 12:28:57 +0000