Hilarious Customer Story!!!! Yesterday, I had a customer call in frantic and flipping his chickens because his computer screen was displaying this message....YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN LOCKED BY HOMELAND SECURITY. YOU ARE A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY!!!!! My response to him, calm down sir your computer was not locked by Homeland Security, you have the FBI virus! My customer, still frantic and flipping out he said are you, I can not get into my computer. I told him yes, sir, you have the FBI virus, it is one of the tackticks that hackers user to take over your computer. I advised that I can get him over to our Technical support and they can help him get into his computer and get the virus off and secure his computer! Hystirically frantic, the customer says are you sure that my computer was taken over and locked by homeland security. My response, "Sir if HLS, FBI, CIA, or any governmental agency thought you were a threat to the security of this country, the MEN IN BLACK would have already kicked down your door, cuffed and stuffed you before you could say Jimnity Cricket! They would have you in the dark room under the lights and seized your computer, they would not just lock your computer screen....((((ROLM_O))))!!!! Finally, the customer thought about what I said and had me get him our Ultimate Security bundle with the premium tech support. I got the customer over to tech support and they were able to get his computer free of the FBI virus and hackers!!!!! I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes...lol To all my friends, if you get the FBI virus or need tech support, calmly call me, text me, IM me or email me and I will help!!!!!
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 17:14:51 +0000
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