Hmm A weekend joke from a small small boy from BS. Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from a nearby neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share their loot equally. One of them suggested a nearby cemetery. As they were about to jump over the cemetery gate, 2 oranges fell out from the bag but they didnt bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying ..one for me one you, one for me one for you, one for me one for you... He immediately got sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a nearby church where he met a priest and said to him.. Father please come with me to witness God and satan sharing corpse at the cemetery . They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued .. One for me one for you, one for me one for you, one for me one for you.... Then suddenly the voice stopped counting and said.. What about the two at the gate? The priest ran faster than the drunkard shouting we are not dead oooh we are not dead oooh Happy weekend to all my friends & may God bless us all.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 09:54:24 +0000
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