Hmmmm, these rumour mongers are at it again. Can you imagine? If only they know that most of my friends are goners! Just listen to what theyve been saying....... Have you heard that Chelsea raped Arsenal six good times on top of the bridge? Did you watch the novelty match between Chelsea and Arsenal? Are you aware that Arsene Wenger has just signed a new goalkeeper (Oxlade - Chamberlain) even though the transfer window is not yet open? Mikel called me after the match and informed me that because Wenger said Mourinho was afraid of failure, his teammates were so scared they had to put six goals past the gunners out of fear. My friend in London said he saw Oxlade - Chamberlains jazz man in the stands during the match, which is why the red card meant for him was diverted to Gibbs. Do you know that Arsene Wenger employed a special formation for the match because Mourinho called him a failure specialist? Reason he fielded two goalkeepers instead of one. My friend John Terry said he told his boys in the dressing room to honour Arsene Wenger on his 1000th game as Arsenal manager by spelling his name. That is why they scored only six goals instead of seven despite plenty begging opportunities, to show they spelt Arsene or Wenger instead of Arsenal. More to come from the grapevine......
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 18:25:09 +0000
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