How about this lovely steamy sunshiny SUNDAY morning ??? I am walking around with my prerequisite summertime hairdo ..... FUZZY PONYTAIL !!! I suffer from a bad case of WHITE PEOPLE FRO !!! No beautiful glossy curls from root to tip !!! No halo of bouncy, glorious, perfectly coufed coils radiating from my head !!! No soulful sassy look of a 70s disco singer !!! NOPE ... NOT FOR ME !!! I have curls at the scalp that wrangle all hither and tither and look like tiny snakes that have been run over in the road, none of their loops go in the same direction !!! Then, I have limp, silky, kinda-curls, more like confused waves, in the middle !!! THEN, there are the ends !!! OH, THE ENDS !!! That place where all of my hairs run out away from my head, get tangled up, loose their energy, and if you listen closely enough, you can hear them go BOING !!!! And thats it ..... They FIZZLE !!! Leaving me looking like Tom Hanks when they found him in the movie CASTAWAY !!! All I need is a bleached out beard !!! ENJOY THE OFFICIAL BEGINNING OF YOUR SUMMER, FRIENDLIES !!!! I gotta go buy a new supply of bobby pins and ponytail holders !!! lol
Posted on: Sun, 25 May 2014 15:21:17 +0000
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