How i got lost for 2 hours: A true story ~ ~ A day in the life of Hamish McClelland I had just left Rebecca Birds house at 5 oclock after partying hard on a trampoline with Simon Walton and Melissa Altinsoy and i had a unknown walk back home as I have never been to Rebeccas house before. My mum did drop me off at her house though and incorrectly told me that going left (it was actually right) at the end of the road would take me to a street near my road. So i walked for 15 minutes until i came across Grove park Station, and at this point Im very confused because i have NO idea how to get to my house in Elmstead woods from Grove park. This is until i find Grace Ackon who was very helpful fyi, who directed me to a road that led roughly to Elmstead woods. Then shit hits the fan and i go down a side alley and then Im in a park and then i walk along a creepy, overgrown footpath, following the train tracks for about 20 minutes until i squeeze through a fence and into a grave yard in hopes of finding HELP. Chapter 2: lost hope ~ completely lost So Im walking through this completely empty graveyard for about 10 minutes, waiting for a serial killer to come out from behind a tombstone and just kill me or something, at this point it was inevitable ; I would surely die on my journey home. But no i climb over a fence into thorns and dried nettles and come out on another shitty little foot path. I follow this path and then Im in the middle of a woods of which i now know were actually the Elmstead woods, a location few people know about but its a massive big woods that is devoid of people. I was wondering why a place called Elmstead WOODS had no woods so there you go. But yes i finally come across a person in the woods - A man smoking with a staffi with a spiked collar on, but i didnt prejudge so i went along with this guy who said he was heading to Elmstead woods, Im not gonna lie, i legitimately thought that he could take me to his *rape den* in the middle of the woods, but he didnt. Chapter 3: the lonesome woods so he tells me to walk ahead along a path and then i sou;ld come to Elmstead woods station, I thank him and part ways. What he neglected to mention is that at the end of the road, which forked in two, i was to go right BUT I WENT LEFT and spent an axtra 20 minutes wandering around with a lady who looked like miss Callaghan but with black hair who took me in the completely wrong direction and then stated that she had took me in the wrong direction and took me the way that the man had previously taken me but to the right. FINALLY I AM ON A MAIN ROAD I thank the lady, we part ways and I spend 20 minutes walking past Elmstead woods station, up the hill and finally i am home at 7 oclock. Thank you for joining me on this sad, sad adventure
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 19:34:06 +0000
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