How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to call the electrician, and the other to call the butler for some martinis. Or: Eight, one to change the lightbulb and seven to cheer them on. How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Hanover doesnt have electricity. How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure. How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six. One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulbs right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest. How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb? None. New Haven looks better in the dark. How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he gets six credits for it. Or: Nine. One to change the light bulb, and eight to file their transfer apps. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven. One to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience. How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 20:56:40 +0000
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