How to Leave the Planet: 1.Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it is very important that you get away as soon as possible. 2.If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House—(202) 456-1414—to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA. 3.If you dont have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They dont have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try. 4.If that also fails, phone the pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible. 5.If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it is vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives. --Douglas Adams
Posted on: Thu, 13 Feb 2014 15:15:34 +0000
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