How to have a boxing day youre guaranteed to remeber in four simple steps: 1. Invite all your family over for a nice meal. 2. Fill up the fireplace with logs and scrap paper from the Christmas crackers. 3. Cause the chimney stack to burst into flames because you put too much paper on the fire. 4. Call the firebrigade then climb onto the roof and pour water down the chimney to put it out. Meanwhile all the lovely food your mum cooked will go stone cold. Bonus 5. Have a cup of tea with the lovely firemen after they tell you off...
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 22:17:42 +0000
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