How to mess (fart) in public and retain your image to fart in public is nice but if u are caught, "no be small embarrassment" o! Follow these guidelines & you are on your way to Stardom in this profession. 1. When you enter a hall, check d wind direction, If it’s a closed hall with air condition or fan (good for you) Maximum impact guaranteed. 2. Make sure u sit down and face d wind direction. .. 3. Make sure u have enough leg space. U will soon know why! 4. Form ajebo by crossing your legs every now & then. 5. You are ready 2 execute, try to hold the MESS until time the hall becomes noisy "in case your mess na the type wey dey sound like BOKOHARAM BOMB". 6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left. 7. Elevate the right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow the mess to flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain. 2. When people begin to shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thing," simply ask "why some persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na wa o" 3. No shout pass others if not u go become suspect O! 4. Use style to disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me, u will go places whit this profession. The world must hear of u more than Micheal Jackson...
Posted on: Fri, 04 Oct 2013 09:28:05 +0000
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