How to solve problems in Malaysia Problem: Corruption,wastage,abuse of power Solution: Do a run in Putrajaya and get RTM to make a Chinese drama series about SPRM. Problem: Rising prices of goods,inflation. Solution: Sponsor private company sundry shops that sell same goods at same price with a government logo in front of it.Give cash hand outs to people to shop in these shops. Problem: People dying of diabetes and obesity. Solution:Raise price of rice and sugar so people can die of starvation and depression instead. Problem: Economy slowing down. Solution: Kick out the Chinese from Malaysia. Problem:America pulling out investments from South East Asia to other parts of the world. Solution:Demonstrate against their president and pray for their death everyday. Problem:Brain drain into Singapore Solution:Offer scholarships to Middle Easterners and every other country while more of our students run to Singapore then offer them huge tax breaks to come back when they become expensive to hire. Problem:Public perception of the executive at an all-time-low Solution:Ex high ranking civil servants join supremacist groups and admit theyre biased openly. Problem:Religious and racial tensions rising. Solution:Make racist statements everyday and arrest more people for practising their religion. Problem:GLCs bleeding cash Solution:Reward bleeding GLCs ,take over bankrupt companies and privatize profitable ones.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 11:35:38 +0000
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