How you can tell you are getting old: 1.You would roll over in your bed, but its too much trouble. 2.You grease your wrinkled body with lotion, only to find yourself stuck in an impossible position trying to pull your t-shirt over your lotioned arms. 3. You find yourself repeating every single word you say.....and sometimes when there is no-one else in the room. 4. You find yourself interrupting people while they are talking, simply because if you dont say something while it is on the tip of your tongue, it slides away from you and you can never get it back. 5. You pick out shoes that dont have to be laced, because it makes you breathless to bend over far enough to tie them. 6. You see yourself in a mirror at a store, and realize you didnt brush your hair this morning.,,,,and really dont care..... 7. You keep thinking about how good your chair is going to feel....if you can ever get the blasted dishes done.... 8. You polish your toenails, because you wear flip-flops....and when it grows out a bit, you just put another layer on the top. After all, WHO looks at old ladies toes?? 9. You absolutely, positively, know you are right about something.....clear up until you realize you are wrong. 10. You start to laugh a lot....because, its better to laugh than cry. 11. You make your grocery list, collect your coupons, and realize at the grocery store they are both still on the kitchen table. 12. Everything.....I mean EVERYTHING .....is too expensive!! 12. Nothing fits. 13. If it DOES fit, its full of holes. 14. You go to the bed at exactly the same time......and wake up at exactly the same time.....every day! Or else you cant sleep at all.... 15. You refuse to wear anything that doesnt have sleeves. 16. You realize what your parents meant when they said the older you get, the faster time flies. 17. You have to buy your clothes in the old ladies dept.....because they are the only ones that even LOOK nice. 18. You find yourself less tolerant of idiots. 19. You realize you should have gotten a lot smarter a lot younger. 20. You make silly lists......just like this one! Dont forget to laugh.....it makes less wrinkles on your face!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 20:03:35 +0000
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