Hume Lake was great this year. We saw many students understand for the first time the severity of their severed relationships with Christ, and their need for reconciliation. That was the highlight. The next best part was the comedy provided by the eleven junior highers I spent my week with. Here are just a handful of quotes - in no particular order - I managed to write down in the moment: I wish there was a way to talk on the phone instead of just texting. That way I could show my tone while speaking. Im too hot for you. - 7th grade girl to an 8th grade boy. You know how they get milk out of cows? First, they kill the cow. Then they draw all of its blood. Then they dye the blood white and call it milk. Those girls were looking at me all weird because I had quarters shoved in my ears. Its like, come on, theyre just quarters! I always talk in weird accents. -- You must be an Indian in a convenience store then. Come on, tell us who you like! -- I like pizza. -- No, tell us a GIRL who you like! -- Okay. I like she-pizza. -- No. Like a real girls name! From our church! -- Okay. Ill give you clues. Her name starts with an S and ends with an I. She comes with me everywhere, and she can always tell me what I need to know. -- No girl follows you everywhere. -- Yes she does. Her name is Siri, and shes everywhere.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 06:23:47 +0000
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