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Humorous story: Yesterday I was eating a delicious mini snickers bar while folding laundry and singing loudly,while home alone of course ;) and in some weird moment a small chunk of peanut sucked down into my lungs. It took all the control I could muster to breath in so slowly as to not aspirate the peanut deeper. After filling my lungs I coughed as hard as I could to pop the peanut out. I was successful!...BUT being as the majority of the snickers was still in my mouth at the time of peanut-lung-suckage, the chocolate Carmely goodness had shot out of my mouth at high speed with the cough, and apparently my mouth was not an adequate exit :/ For at least an hour afterward I was blowing chocolate boogers out of my nose and had the sensation of having drowned in corn syrup lingering in the back of my nose...today the Halloween candy is not quite as tempting.
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 19:12:27 +0000

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