Husband-Darling ! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu ya dil pe.? Wife-Idhar udhar Q likhte ho? Agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property ke paper pe likho...!! 😀Moral : Aaj ki biwi ke saamne style nai marne ka..!! 😀 Arz kia hai.... ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai... Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai... Apni profile pic mai akeli... Aur pati ki profile pic mai saath hoti hai Few more😀 Height of guessing an answer...... Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya. Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya.... ------------------------------------------------------ Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun... ----------------------------------------------------- Ek dum latest.... Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge? Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu. Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi... 😀 ----------------------------------------------------- Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santas door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai?? Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!! Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain! ------------------------------------------------------ Santa to Son: maths vich fail kyu hoya.. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..😛😛 ------------------------------------------------------ Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ... ----------------------------------------------------- Sir: Define Energy ? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Santa: and this is called Energy...... --------------------------------------------------- Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? Santa: Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted ----------------------------------------------------- Dont laugh alone pass it on.... अर्ज किया है...........किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....जो ग्रुप में मैसेज ना करे उसे ठण्ड में रजाई ना मिले......
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